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Printer Jokes

Gun Puns
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
Computer Jokes
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
Band Puns
My printer just told me it was joining a band.
Makes sense since it lives to jam.
Puns
What's the difference between a stepping stool and a miniature 3D printer?
The former is a little ladder and the latter is a little former.
Wifi Puns
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."

"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.

"Because its always jammin"
One Liners for Kids
"Mom look! I’m a 3D printer!"
"Ugh Tommy, close the door when you poop."