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Polar bear Jokes

Anti Pick Up Lines
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Otter Puns
What would you rather be, a polar bear or a little otter. A little (h)otter
Panda Puns
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 1,000 miles.
Pick Up Lines
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Bear Puns
What do you call a polar bear in Florida?
A solar bear.
The Bear and His Freezer
A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory. On his way inside, he's stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard. "Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??" The penguin asked. "I'm a new hire," the polar bear replied, "I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it'd help me do my new job better." "Oh....Oh!" The penguin says, "I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to 'make' the ice but it's your job to 'BREAK' the ice." "Oh." Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause he says, "So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?"