What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."