Palm Jokes

Funny Limericks

There was an Old Person of Philæ,
Whose conduct was scroobious and wily;
He rushed up a Palm,
When the weather was calm,
And observed all the ruins of Philæ.

Hand Puns

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

Food puns

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Tree Puns

What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.

What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.