Did you hear about the baker that accidentally backed into an open oven...?
His buns were toasted.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Stick him in an oven until his Bill Withers
Just burned 2,000 calories.
That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
How did the pizza escape the oven?
Through the dough!
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
Faux hundred degrees.
What did the dough say after half an hour in the oven?
I’m bready.
How did the small oven greet the large oven?
He Microwaved.
I just put some meat in the oven.
It’s bacon.
The recipe said, “set the oven to 180 degrees”...
Now I can’t open the door because it faces the wall.
My new toaster oven is a huge improvement for making lunch.
I used to eat unappetizing sandwiches but I quit cold turkey.