Organic Jokes

I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
“Can he have this?” With first baby: “Is it organic and homemade?” After second baby: “He can have anything except narcotics and alcohol.” - Unknown
Organic chemistry is really hard.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.