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Oldest Jokes

Color Puns
Q. Which African animal is the oldest?
A. The zebra. 'Cause it's in black and white.
Computer Puns
The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
One Liners for Kids
Question: What is the oldest animal?
Answer: The Zebra, it's still in black and white!
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Brain Puns
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
Oral Hygiene Puns
Paleontologists found the world's oldest toothbrush.
They believe it came from the Flossiraptor.