A young woman is travelling in Rome for the first time. Feeling a pull toward the grandeur of a beautiful cathedral, she decided to step in and admire the stained glass windows she had heard so much about. As she approached the entrance, a kindly but stern-looking priest emerged.
"Excuse me, Miss," he said, raising a hand to stop her. "I’m afraid I can’t let you enter dressed like that."
The young woman tilted her head in confusion. "Like what?" she asked. "My dress is modest."
The priest hesitated, clearing his throat awkwardly. "Well, it's not the dress itself, it's just that you are not wearing a bra. I can't let you in like that."
"Seriously?" Said the woman angrily, "I have a divine right!"
"A divine left, too, Miss," the priest replied "but you still can’t come in."