Mississippi Jokes

What do you call a hippie's wife?
A Mississippi.
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho... Alaska!
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What Brings You Here?
An architect vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?” The architect replied, “Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.” The lawyer looked puzzled. “Gee,” he asked, “how did you start the flood?”