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Mercury Jokes

Astronaut Puns
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Space Pick Up Lines
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
One Liners and Short Jokes
277 lbs here on Earth is 105 lbs on Mercury. No, I’m not fat. I’m just on the wrong planet.