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Magical Jokes

Dragon Puns
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
Mushroom Puns
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
Pick Up Lines
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Dragon Jokes
I designed a dungeons and dragons weapon for wizards. It's a magical melee weapon shaped like a tome that uses intellect for damage instead of strength.
I call it "Book Club"
Medieval Puns
When the medieval sorcerer summoned a servant from the magical book, the Queen was astounded. This was a page right out of the book.
Thanksgiving Jokes
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”
Stephen Colbert