Location Jokes

How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
I saved the exact location of my toilet on my computer.
It's labelled as my 'I Pee' address.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
My son asked me how I never seemed to lose the TV remote when he was growing up.
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter...
A remote location.