Leader Jokes

I tried to phone the spiritual leader of Tibet once, but I was sent a big goat with a long neck instead.
I must have phoned Dial-a-Llama by mistake.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.