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Lack Jokes

Friendship Quotes
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
Funny Headlines
County to Pay $250,000 to Advertise Lack of Funds
Grass Puns
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
One Liners and Short Jokes
My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman for Halloween, told me that I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.