Keyboards Jokes

You know those silly hacker movies where they're hacking so hard they type on two keyboards at once?
Such blatant stereo-typing
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
"If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger."
— Matthew Dolkart