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Juan Jokes

Sports Puns
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing tennis?
Juan on Juan!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Spain Puns
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
Hockey Puns
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Sibling Puns
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
Mexican Pick Up Lines
Are you Mexican cause you’re my Juan and only.
I'm the Juan for you.
Taco Puns
HELP! It's a taco emergency!
Dial 9 Juan Juan!
"I hate tacos!"
Said no Juan ever.