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Holmes Jokes

Ketchup Puns
Why did you find a stoned able Sherlock Holmes applying ketchup to your front yard ??
Because he's a high-functioning sauce-your-path.
Lemon Puns
Sherlock Holmes enters a room carrying a box of lemons
"Where'd you get those?" asks Watson.
"A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree."
River Puns
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Tree Puns
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
Geology Puns
Watson: Holmes, What kind of rock is this?
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Garden Puns
Sherlock Holmes was doing some gardening, Watson asked what he was planting. He replied “A lemon tree, my dear Watson”.
Christian Quotes
Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.