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Hills Jokes

Quotes
“Beverly Hills is very exclusive. For instance, their fire department won’t make house calls.”
Mort Sahl
Mountain Puns
Whenever I hear folksy stories about the hills, I can never get over them.
Twinkle Twinkle Funny Poems
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.
Leaking oil every day
Having it your own way.
Going up hills real slow
I don’t want you any mo’.
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
Boy, what a lemon you are.
(Cecilia L. Goodbody)
Color Puns
If a painter ever feels stressed or troubled, they take a vacation to the hills. It will easel their mind!
One Liners for Kids
What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move? The road!