Hiking Jokes

Hiking Pick Up Lines

The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.

I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.

I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.

Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?

Color Puns

Q. Where do red, orange, yellow, green, blue and violet crayons like to go hiking?
A. Colorado.

Mountain Puns

I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants

Puns

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my Trail Mix.