Guest Jokes

Nuts Puns

What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter’s dinner party?
“Nice spread!”

Thanksgiving Puns

Did you know Def Leppard's drummer makes the best Thanksgiving guest?
He only ever needs one drumstick.

Bowling Puns

There is a commonality between a thanksgiving and a bowler guest. They both love turkey.

What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.