Grand Jokes

Fire Puns

My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman

Divorce Puns

If marriage is grand, what is divorce?
Ten grand!

Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Tennis Puns

Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.