Giants Jokes

Bible Puns

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Snail Puns

Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers!

Christian Puns

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Giant Puns

I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.

I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.

How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!

Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?

What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia