Germany Jokes

Spain Puns

It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.

Puns

When you’re alone in Germany being approached by a group of old men
You have to fear the wurst.

Recently I visited Germany. I hated everything in there. The people, the history, the language. But, oh god, the smell.
It was the wurst.

Italy Puns

Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.