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Galaxy Jokes

Cookie Puns
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
Romantic Pick Up Lines
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Space Pick Up Lines
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
One Liners for Kids
What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.