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Gain Jokes

What's a doctor hope to gain from a urine test?
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Running Puns
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
Gorilla Puns
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Engineering Puns
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
After suffering weak gain at the poles, the National Transistor Party has been trying to energize their base.
Volleyball Puns
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Soccer Puns
A team may be talented, but there is no substitute to this, no train no gain!
Grass Puns
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.