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Praying at the Wall
In Jerusalem, a journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long, long time. She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was! She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an interview. “Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wall and praying?” “For about 50 years.” Said the old man. “50 years! That’s amazing! What do you pray for?” “Well, I pray for peace. I pray for all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up wise, in safety and friendship.” “How do you feel after doing this for 50 years?” “Like I’m talking to a wall!”
Friendship Quotes
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
Funny Headlines
30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
Coffee Puns
What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.