Former Jokes

I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
Anonymous Anonymous.
What's the difference between a stepping stool and a miniature 3D printer?
The former is a little ladder and the latter is a little former.
The only difference between time and a ball hog is that the former passes.
I was served by a former police officer at my local Applebee’s, I asked for a cup of water and he gave me a cup of ice instead and said
“Just-ice has been served”
What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully
bulked up? Massive Propps.