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Christian Pick Up Lines
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Easter Pick Up Lines
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!