Expand Jokes

Tree Puns

Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.

Heart Puns

A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.

Space Pick Up Lines

Baby you make my telescope expand.

Funny Haiku

Expand your mind. Get
To work. Better yet, put your
Feet up. Watch TV.