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Enters Jokes

Lemon Puns
Sherlock Holmes enters a room carrying a box of lemons
"Where'd you get those?" asks Watson.
"A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree."
Chuck Norris Jokes
When Chuck Norris enters the room, even the chairs are standing up.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,
he turns the dark off.
Space Pick Up Lines
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Funny Marriage Quotes
“One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes, I’m like, ‘Why are you in here?’ And he’s like, ‘I live here. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?’”—Michelle Obama
Cowboy Jokes
My Wife is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys
But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
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Acowboy enters the saloon
"Who painted my horse blue??"

A huge guy stands up, and walks right into the cowboy's face.

"It was me, you have a problem with that?"

"No...I just wanted to let you know that it's dry and ready for the second coating."