Have you ever seen a baby dragon eating ice cream?
It'll melt your heart.
Why did the pre-pubescent dragon lose the rap battle?
He couldn't spit hot fire yet.
There was an exotic pet race to take place.
Adam brought an iguana. "Hes big and fast so hes sure to win!"
Daniel brought a komodo dragon. "He can go really fast when theres a treat for him at the end!"
John brought a leopard gecko. "Hes small but does his best!"
The bets were placed, the race took place and Johns leopard gecko won. When asked after the race how they felt his competitors had only one thing to say:
"Sure no surprises there. We knew he was going to win from the gecko."
After a long day at work, I feel like half a mythical creature...
Because I'm Dragon Ass.
A komodo dragon works security cameras at a store for other komodo dragons. Mostly, he makes sure no other dragon is spying on the customers.
He's a monitor monitor monitoring a monitor for monitoring monitors.
What's worse than a dragon speaking to you?
The money that you have to pay for therapy.
Why did the Dragon Cross the Road?
He wanted to eat some chicken.
A dragon would never explode
But a dino might.
What do you call Dragon with no silver?
A dron.
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You think dinosaurs are scary?
Imagine dragons!