What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.