Dj Jokes

Salad Puns

My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
he dropped the beet.

Lettuce Puns

A cabbage said to a DJ “lettuce turnip the beet!”

Zombie Puns

What do you call a zombie DJ?
A dead beat.

Kangaroo Puns

What do you call a kangaroo DJ?
Disc joey.