Detector Jokes

Frankenstein Puns

Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.

Utensils Puns

I was on the road yesterday with my metal detector looking for some cutlery....
I found plenty of spoons and knives but I didn't stop, until I hit a fork in the road.

Anti Pick Up Lines

Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.