Designer Jokes

Theater Puns

Friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn't make a scene.

Biology Puns

What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.

Spider Puns

Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer.

Dog Puns

My dog loves designer hand-bags.
So I got him a Poochi.