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Consequences Jokes

Taco Puns
Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?
"No, but I have grate expectations."
Arm Puns
The Genie granted my wish for longer arms, but he warned me My wish would have far reaching consequences.
Zombie Puns
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.” — Isadora Duncan