Consequences Jokes

“Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.” — Isadora Duncan
The Genie granted my wish for longer arms, but he warned me My wish would have far reaching consequences.
Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?
"No, but I have grate expectations."
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.