Cologne Jokes

Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
A new men's cologne is in development which smells of electric eels shocking a Silicon Valley giant.
Its called Eel-on Musk.
I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts:
Leave me the Fuh Cologne.
“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.”
Josh Billings
I used to hate my husband's cologne...
But then it started to rub off on me.