Climbing Jokes

Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What is age, but something to count?
Some people fight it, like climbing a mount.
I choose to live, with dignity and grace,
And offer a drink, to all in this place.

(Julie Hebert)
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.