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Climbing Jokes

Yeti/ Bigfoot Puns
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Corn Puns
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Funny Birthday Poems
What is age, but something to count?
Some people fight it, like climbing a mount.
I choose to live, with dignity and grace,
And offer a drink, to all in this place.

(Julie Hebert)
Mountain Puns
When the husband of the queen gets back to his palace after climbing the mountain, the queen says "Hi, King!"
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.