Classic Jokes

Why do pandas love watching classic movies?
Because they are in black and white.
Why did the squirrel take apart the classic car?
To get down to the nuts and bolts.
For the record, you’re not old, you’re a classic.
France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...
That was classic Colognialism.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.