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Cap Jokes

Penguin Puns
What does a penguin where to the beach?
An ice cap.
Soap Puns
I go through so much shampoo it's just ridiculous!
I don't know, maybe my head is bigger than most but it does say to use a cap full.
Mushroom Puns
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Water Sports Pick Up Lines
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Deodorant Puns
The instructions on this stick deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I can hardly walk!
Tableware Puns
What do you call a cap to a jar that doesn't fit?
An invalid.
Brain Puns
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
Mountain Puns
What do fashionable mountains wear when it's cold? An ice cap.