Bytes Jokes

What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
I know when I store files, my computer gets hungry. It starts telling me about the bytes I use and how many are remaining for him to fill up completely.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
How do you measure a mosquito’s harddrive?
With bug bytes.