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Blocking Jokes

Train Puns
Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.



A train track and a motorway walk into a bar. The train track says “a pint for me, please, and one for the road.”
Theater Puns
Choreographers are always hard to get in touch with because they are always blocking you.
Engineering Puns
Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.
Anti Pick Up Lines
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.