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Atom Jokes

Science Puns
An atom loses an electron...
It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Bomb Puns
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
What did the pilot of the Enola Gay say before dropping the bomb ?
"Let me Atom."
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
"OK boomer."
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Physics Puns
Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
Funny Break Up Lines
Let’s make like an atom, and split.