Asian Jokes

Lobster Puns

What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.

Pot Puns

I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.
All I had to do was wok in for my interview!

Color Puns

My Asian neighbor owns a T-shirt company where he colors white shirts. I think it's a Thai Dye T-shirt company.

Fire Puns

My boss has just fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
Oh well!! That's the end of my Korea.