Arctic Jokes

Ocean Puns

How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!

Snow Puns

What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.

Clean Jokes

What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?
Where were you on the night of September to March?

Canadian Pick Up Lines

Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.