Apply Jokes

Cosmetics Puns

My wife asked me to help her apply mascara...
It was an eye-opening experience.

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.

You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.

Quotes

“I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.”
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