App Jokes

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What’s Thanos’ favorite app to talk to friends?
Snap chat.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my battery keeps draining.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!