And Jokes

Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
You read, white, and blew my mind.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!