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Adding Jokes

Soap Puns
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
He's a lye-er.
Leg Puns
It doesn’t help that my doctor keeps making fun of my broken leg. He’s just adding insult to injury.
Tableware Puns
What the Poland man did, after adding German mugs to his collection?
He polished them.
Thanksgiving Puns
Grandmother is making the dressing, and is adding several cans of Chicken Broth.

Dad: "You know where you can get that broth in bulk?"

Grandmother: "Where?"

Dad: "The stock market."

He was promptly kicked out of the kitchen.
AC Unit Puns
Apparently adding a fireplace to your home is the hot new trend...
...and chimney installations are through the roof!
Salt Puns
My friend accidentally got salt in his papercut.
Talk about adding insalt to injury.
Rainbow Puns
What did the cloud say to the rainbow? Thank you for adding color to my day.