Lawyer: "Doctor, as a result of your examinations, would you say the woman was pregnant?" Doctor: "Yes, she was pregnant, but not as a result of my examination." (Taken from an actual trial)
Happy birthday twinkle toes Your actual age no one knows Your inner child is firmly out Loving life not going without And now another whole year older Your bucket list is getting smaller But everything that you have ticked Is the same on my child’s wish list.
Lawyer: "Doctor, as a result of your examinations, would you say the woman was pregnant?" Doctor: "Yes, she was pregnant, but not as a result of my examination." (Taken from an actual trial)